Transcript - Gird your loins trailer
SOUNDS OF PHONES RINGING, TYPING ON A COMPUTER KEYBOARD AS CARLÖTTA BEAUTOX, AN ACTRESS, ENTERS A PRODUCTION OFFICE.
PRODUCTION ASST: Name?
CARLÖTTA: Carlötta Beautox.
PRODUCTION ASST: B-O-T-O-X. Spell the first name.
CARLÖTTA: It’s actually Beautox: B-E-A-U-T-O-X.
PRODUCTION ASST: (Sighs) Of course it is. First name?
CARLÖTTA: Beautox is actually my last name. My first…
PRODUCTION ASST: (aggravated) Ok there, ‘Who’s on First’, I know it’s your last name. Now, I want you to spellyour first name.
CARLÖTTA: Oh! Carlötta. It’s C-A-R as in automobile…
PRODUCTION ASST: Oh boy.
CARLÖTTA: …L-O-T-T-A as in “lotta talent”.
PRODUCTION ASST: Wow. Just wow.
CARLÖTTA: There’s also an umlaut.
PRODUCTION ASST: The f*** is an umlaut?
CARLÖTTA: It’s 2 dots and it goes over the…
PRODUCTION ASST: Ok,CarlöttaTwo Dots take a seat. We’ll call you when we’re ready. Meanwhile, we’ll gird our loins.