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Tee Shirts! Mugs! Totes! Onesies!

Stay Warm! Stay Cool! Stay Fashionable! Personally designed by Carlötta Beautox herself.

100% combed cotton. The perfect shirt for lounging, perusing casting notices, and pondering your brand.

11oz Premium Ceramic. Just the thing for when you need to get caffeinated for that big audition!

Comes in 3 sizes! Perfect for schlepping scripts, your makeup, or your LaCroix water!

The perfect gift for that friend. You know the one. 100% cotton.

Large 15oz ceramic mug. Perfect for holding lots of coffee when you need to sober up.